return my video game
In similar news, my cock is bigger than the plane that landed in the hudson.
I don't think your that much of a whore. your like a whore-let. a mini whore.
dude, I'm watching paul blart mall cop. I have better things to do than listen to you whine about your recent divorce.
fine then we can just have courtesy sex i definetly won't like it
Just got a event reminder on my phone to never party with you again.
You were offering to spell people's name for a dollar.
So I think my aunt and her one legged boyfriend are getting it on in the next room. Traumatized does not even begin to describe what I am right now
She pushed me over. She offered me a shot from her tits. We're good now
There are reggae songs being written about me...where have I gone wrong in life?
I'm hoping my engineering degree will pay off when I invent porn watching in the shower
Fucked him in his sketchy van in the Applebee's parking lot. In other news, my dry spell is over.
He has a beach house and a Simba tattoo. Our wedding is next Tuesday, hope you're free.
There is a couple fucking in the outback bathroom and at first I thought it was sick but than I remembered my Outback fantasy with you and decided I can't pass judgements.
Im sorry for telling you id rather jump into traffic than date you again. I didnt mean to be so rude
Randomize
