Dual....:-)
We even fucked WHILE he was making me breakfast in bed.
So thanks to the xanax and vodka memory erasering combo i wake up only to reopen a picture of some very familiar balls
fuck that im pissed. when I come back im ripping forskin off.
I just did a sobriety test in a tutu.
Found her. Shes unconscious up against the room door. Her credit card is in the keycard slot
nope. It turned out i wasnt the drunkest person asleep in tacobell parking lot.
I have better things to do with my life than be faithful.
I think that thing where I have 2 boyfriends is happening again
who orders an old fashioned in 2014? even my Grandparents think you're an asshole.
I just want a relatively mentally stable guy with tattoos and facial hair that loves Captain America as much as I do and will fuck me the way I deserve to be fucked, is that too much to ask for?
I never thought I'd end up with a prison pen pal through tinder
Come on in. I'm butt naked, in the kitchen, eating ice pops
We have massive handle of kettle and a rack of hi life
That's the happiest ive ever been at 7:48 am....
she said. She was going to, and I quote, "put her vagina inside my dick".
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