have fun at tinkers! p.s. are there any hot guys who look like they wanna wait until marriage to have sex?
Do you remember when I jumped into your arms and you farted?
you proceeded to suck on ur pinkie saying it reminded you of chris and you wanted him badly
There is still throw up in my sink from before break. God I missed this place
Within 5 minutes of max walking in his pants were off and he was wearing my snow goggles as underwear.
Okay well someone asked "IS HE HOMELESS?" about me so I need to try and find somebody.
To the genius that put everclear in my humidifier: your time is coming.
He said he only likes girls with a sense of humor, after he took his pants off I understood why
I decided I'm going to give him a celebratory fuck for his accomplishments. Knocked on his door, handed him some condoms and said "I'll be over tonight with sex and booze"
I want to be you.
A guy at one of our big accounts just said you probably dont remember meeting me saturday night ps you were right about those two girls being lesbian
who's job is it to make sure we don't run out of tp since the incident of 09'... Thats right you go get some
It hurts to hear and I can smell shapes.
Is it weird that I only look up my ex on Twitter when I take a shit? May have conditioned myself to associate him with shit
I remember 2 things. 1. Hanging through the window. 2. And she needing a bucket to puke in. That’s all. I have no other memory.
He started me on Celexa. I think I feel like Bjork. Is that normal?
Like... my feet feel like little octopuses, and they want to swim to the next room.
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