I was just standing there and then BOOM! She was attacking my face with her mouth.
I don't get it, man. She treated me like a sexual predator but treated you like a piece of meat.
If I sit on the seam of my jeans just the right way when the bass hits, this might be my new favorite band.
she's basically destroyed all of the faith i had that skinny blond girls could be a functioning part of society.
It was so romantic--he turned me around to face the sunset during doggy-style over the couch back.
You just want to fuck a girl in a dinosaur costume, don't you?
I chugged a beer while I was riding him and he told me it was the sexiest thing he has ever seen. this guy knows class when he sees it.
We built a fire and had sex in the kiddie pool. Then he washed my hair
Strong work
Wow. I feel like a bad friend. My fuckbuddy wished you a happy birthday before I did. The reality of that just hit me.
the most romantic thing he could do for me right now would be to throw himself into traffic
I wanted him to come me this time. So I told him last time I was in the city I hit a lady on the head with an inflatable Santa Claus and just found out that the restraining order she requested against me was granted. We never hung out.
I'm more of a 'talk at me while I stare at you' kinda girl.
Is selling savings bonds for acid money something a normal person does?
I need an inhaler full of pot for all of this breathless rage.
A million fucking miles away, and the sun still manages to fuck my hungover mornings up.
thanks for not wanting to stay all night or talk or anything, nice to have a fuck buddy who really doesnt take the buddy part serious
I'm all about the fuck
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