Ben affleck wants to be a US senator. Just thought you would puke with me
VAGINAS EVERYWHERE
they're staring at me
I tried to throw up out of my window but I forgot there was a mesh screen.
sitting next to michael phelps in the airport. wonder if he's carrying...
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
So there's 10 guys in this picture..I've made out with 5 of them. does this make me a slut?
eh 50% isn't bad..i'd say 80% is slut material.
Just found custom condoms. Guess I'm not getting any work done today.
I fucked a 6'7 Danish man. In the ocean. At 5am. Greetings from Florida!
I'm drunk and you're awesome. let's stay this way forever.
Is the booze for tonight or the apocalypse?
Both. Pregaming the zombie party and hurricane sustenance.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
He stood me up.
I'm no sure if I should be pissed or proud that he finally grew a backbone.
Brett got me a cake with a pic of me shitting
Remember that time we turned a can of Axe body spray into a flame thrower?
I woke up naked with a Jason mask on and a fat lip. What happened last night?
does 2pm fall under the wake n bake category?
I probably should have told her I was actually the drunkest one there before she let me pierce her ear
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