He asked if it was my vagina. I told him it was my butt. Clearly I need to buy him a map of the female form.
why dont you just whore around college until someone loves you...thats how it works for girls isnt it?
So the weirdest part of it all was he whispered in my ear "can i eat you out on your tredmill?" I dont find him attractive at all anymore
I just randomly started counting the number of guys that I've hooked up with that are now gay. 11.
So....maintenance found the bullethole.....
If i need to get strippers involved i will.
I just met the neighbor hes a self proclaimed coke dealer/ softporn producer.
like teasing for 28 minutes, then the very last 2 minutes is where is ALL goes down. I'm talking, rings off, stable sitting position, hand job madness.
Yeah? Well I'm currently predrinking downstairs in my room by myself. Absolut and water with a hint of mint because I'm using the glass I keep my toothbrush in. Fuck, you bitches better get off work soon.
He puked in the funnel and continued to chug it. Who is this dude?
I swear she hasnt shaved since the last time we hooked up 5 months ago
My love will cover her like lulu lemon yoga pants. Casually supportive and always complimenting your Ass.
I don't know if we can compare high school reunions anymore. The keg stands started before 7.
It's okay to masturbate while watching the Comey testimony right?
If you wear a peguin suit you MUST send me a picture!!!
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