i've alrwady decidided boys hate me plkease take notyes.
what
nvm
I'm pretty sure he came before I knew he was inside me.. Didn't think that was his plan when he said he was gonna do things I've never experienced before
Come see our sink grown plant.
Hungover snowboarding. Puked off the lift and traumatized a group lesson for kids. Crash course on adulthood.
good, we got high then went swimming. shelly forgot to keep swimming so we tied her to the ladder in the shallow part with her bikini top.
i'll just tell him I slept with them both because we needed to compare notes
8:30 every morning in the third floor bathroom we fuck in the handicap stall. You have your morning workout and I have mine.
Brandon's Recipe: two parts cocoa, one part sugar, one part milk, two parts four, 378 parts paranoia. Thanks for the fucking brownies, bitch.
Lets play hurricane shelter. And the shelter is my bed, and we forgot our clothes.
Maybe you should stop dating for awhile if the chicks aren't working out. Reacquaint yourself with your hand or something.
Don't tell me you're on acid again
i woke up to a text from someone I put in my phone last night as "Giant Penis"
what did G.P. say?
oddly enough it was a dick pic
Because of you I can never eat chicken nuggets without thinking of you fucking him. I hope youre happy. I really do.
He's asking how tall I am he wants to make a body suit out of me
Gotta go, there’s a chick at my door that wants to give me head
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