So Jesus turned water into wine. So what? I once turned a whole student loan into natty light. Your move holy man.
Ha Ha the cop that just pulled me over would like me to tell you hi!
the bartender cut u off when u asked him for his screename so u could IM him later
Chapter 6 - how to lose your underwear in chicago
She said " I'm going to get her back one day soon for putting extacy in my pop while I drove her to whislter" just a heads up.
I would rather burn my vagina off with a damn flame thrower before I would touch anything that has touched her skank ass.
I told him finishing at the same time would be a long-term project. Like flipping a house. A sexual house.
I don't want anything calamari shaped after last night. But I appreciate the Cheerios offer.
So you called me the queen of nudes yesterday and I'm still not sure how I feel about it
Are you playing pokemon in the dark and sexting? I can't be mad at that.
It's hard not to feel like a terrible person with bruises on your tits.
So you're not opposed to us ever having sex again? Because it just seems like such a waste to let a penis like yours go.
woke up and you werent here...its ok if we're never going to speak again but my furry hand cuffs are missing and i would like them back. thanks.
I had just gotten to his place and was about to get some dick. No way was I gonna let her negative attitude affect my orgasm feng shui
He is saved in her phone as Sir. Mindfuck <3/ vag cleaner of course I need to meet him.
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