I tried booty calling last night but apparently he was too tired and wants to meet up tonight. I told him planning defeats the purpose.
I understand Curling. That high.
My 10 year old son gave me a bottle of jameson for fathers day. Did you have something to do with this?
Dude turns out her best friend is lesbian...there is no wingman for this situation
i dodnt think we hooked up bcause he actually texted me the next day
Well Im currently dressed up as batman raiding frat houses for booze
The question is do I invite my fuck buddy to my graduation party now that my girfriend found out about her?
onest when I told you I'm a paramedic but I'm also a stripper.
remember that guy i blew in a bathroom in barcelona, i just blew him again in rome. lightning does strike twice.
I was like can I please fuck your hips back into realignment
She went outside in nothing but her panties and came back inside 15 minutes later wearing a different pair of panties.
Who wakes up at 9 and says "let me send a pic of my dick to my ex gf"
Fuck the library it's too quiet and makes me uneasy. I feel like I'm so isolated I should take off my pants or something
When we found you, you were half crying/half singing Taylor swift songs at 2am in the bathroom, and occasionally puking. I think I get "friend of the year" award just for putting up with your drunk ass all night.
where are you guys?
stoned at his house watching water boil
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