how can you tell if its a queef or a fart from that close?
She told me that she faked her orgasm. Does she think I care??
I am 90% sure the kid in front of me in class is picking his face spots, smelling it, and then eating it. That is a LOT of % sure for something like that.
Just mixed Baileys and yoohoo. I feel like an alchoholic 2nd grader.
She made Precious look like a solid 6.5.
Im sure that doesnt mean its ruined... It was your bithday you get a free "im drunk at 7 am" card
I think need to divide my DVD collection into "movies I've seen" and "movies I've only seen during sex"
He didn't dress up but kept finding random pieces of costumes on the floor at each club. He was an 80s hair band warrior at the end of the night.
Think of it this way, instead of a puppy, we're getting a baby.
Kid got laid mid-party wearin a fuzzy hat with ears and 40's taped to his bear paws... wtf
I got pushed into some bald man in the pit and spent the next few minutes with my face against his head. Man I love ecstasy.
So how was the sex with me last night?
No worse than usual.
Thank you for helping a fellow gay friend today. You are sublime and deserve free tickets to the Ellen show
Shooting a bottle rocket from my penis was entirely justified. Twenty bucks is twenty buck no matter how you look at it
Actually we have similar relationship styles aka no relationship... it could work
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