oh my god, i just wanna eat cake off your dick
carls jr on main st. japanese tourist taking a dump in the urinal. reading a japanese newspaper and wearing a full suit.
be there in 3 mins
Seriously. Doesn't matter if I went out last night, work is like crafts class w.a side of facebook
i can tell by the sound of your bed that he isnt that good at sex.
Welp, she's chewing our paper towels again. She's like an obnoxiously hot puppy
you were sitting on your bed looking out the window, rocking back and forth naked, saying how peaceful it looked outside
I didn't plan on sleeping with him until he told me his mom is deaf.. Then I felt bad.
I wish I could remember her name, I mean we fucked and all, but it woulda been nice to tag her in the instagram pics.
The silhouette of his dick looked like an eagle. Amurrican.
Have you SEEN his girlfriend?? Or talked to her? Christ almighty I'd drink every day just to die let alone black out
T minus 20 hours until we forget our names, find some city cowboys, and g&t into the night.
He? As in you personified your dick?
I feel slightly un-patriotic right now... I just got cock blocked by the Air Force!
I've been sober for almost two weeks and it's been the worst two weeks ever. Even my mom told me I need to start drinking again.
If wanting to text you my feelings after three mojitos is wrong I don't wanna be right.
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