saw "Pah-jure" lube. Thought of you. Wearing the same clothes to work tomorrow.
I stayed in, ate a pint of Hagen daas and watched a movie about aids. Soooooooo single.
Hey I found your number in my phone i dont remember how we met this is richard btw
strange i dont have your number must have been a drunk thing
could be more
absolutely not
people will do anything to get on MTV. like get pregnant.
The whole way homeyou were flapping your arms up and down, and when I asked why you said you were trying to tell Tony Danza about the angels.
Yes but life is bad with poopy sheets
stop texting me from phones in the verizon store and pretending to be guys i talked to when i was drunk. its confusing.
you cant just puke in an arbys and not order food. thatd be rude.
and yes i will spend 10 dollars on a vibrating toothbrush to masturbate but not a calculator for my test
Her mom offered to give me a lap dance. I was a guest, I couldn't say no.
Yea. I couldn't get a job in fast food but I can teach Americas youth. The future looks great
Jusy read on a science page that squeezing boobs can prevent cancer cells from forming in them, youre welcome.
Wait, just ask him if can you can join in. You haven't lived until you've taken part in a threesome with your father...or so I've heard
That was when I yelled "Wisconsin powers activate!" and took off sprinting across the ice
She took me into the bathroom and force fed me a panini, it was pretty good.
Stereotypically, lax bros last the longest, but have huge egos that are annoying. Baseball players barely last 10mins, but are really nice. And than we have soccer players, last long and have no egos. Me and my friends have collected our findings.
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