Just saw an old lady trip and stumble. Laughed. Kept Driving. I'm going to hell.
guys are not supposed to queef...right?
honey bunches of taint.
anyone who buys me chipotle gets an automatic hj
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I may be the first guy in history to get dome while watching An Extremely Goofy Movie.
Used my jumper cables as a bottle opener last night. Really pleased with my problem solving skills.
Aj and I already plan to tape our thumbs to our palms so we know how it feels to be a t-rex.
Update: we are pushing the start of day drinking back from 9 am to 10 am. Minor delay.
Drank a fosters this weekend and last weekend. Listening to down under 5 times a day. Spent 100 dollars on a sleeveless men at work shirt circa 1983. We don't leave for another 5 weeks. I call it pregaming.
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Your grammar in that last text message was so awful.. My vagina wants to go crawl in a hole, and never speak to you again.
What are you doing? Because if it happens to be drinking, or even any activity that rhymes with "drinking", I'll be over in 5.
he's had a change of heart. and besides, we could use a laugh.
oh, well, if you all need a good laugh, by all means endanger my life.
Married dude I had an affair with 10yrs ago was at table next to us at dinner last nite. My mom asked him to take a pic of us & then commented how cute he was as they left. Do I tell her he’s got a huge D too?
There’s so much sex at the hospital I’m beginning to think scrubs were invented to make duty booty easier
I should have known it wouldn’t work. Someone saved in her phone as “Subway Sex” called the week before the wedding
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