if you think for one second that i'm not using my mittens as hand puppets at the bar tonight then u dont know me at all!
Ok I won't set anything on fire if you wear pants all night. This is a bet we're both destined to lose.
Good cause the way I see it, we are down to DAYS left of college so we should have as much naked fun as possible. And Jenga really facilitates that.
I passed out leaning next to a light pole. When the cop woke me up at 4 AM, I told him I was a block away from the apt, just had to stop to make a puke pit stop.
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Ordered a large pizza and definitely just paid the cab driver in pizza slices. I'm glad there's someone out there that's just as fat at heart as we are.
It was a two-sided wall so part of my body ended up in someone elses condo.
He hit on a bridal shower w/ his hand on my tit the entire time. Gave his number to the mom.
There were gay boys and a jukebox. It was like god wanted me to.
Can't we have real sex instead of you just thrusting the air near me?
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Congratulations on your downgrade, shes one hell of a 5
Did you know that pizza hut has a wedding proposal box? And sorry for being kinda drunk yesterday when you got here
We did hand stuff while watching teenage mutant ninja turtles so I guess you could say it's getting serious
Fuck I think I want to but I don't think I should. Caught between should and wanting.
just follow your vagina
Quote of the day.
Just realized that my booty calls are vastly ranging in penis sizes.
I just saw a guy walking down the street without a shirt on and holding a samari sword....
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