Far right against the wall..hiding come find me. dont tell oyhers hahaha
You can't wash away shame.
I can try.
Just saw my gyno in public. Weird to see her hands outside of my vagina.
KATE. I JUST NOTICED THAT LOWERCASE D'S LOOK LIKE SLIPPERS.
We were driving to yogurt express by state and these girls mooned is while they passed us and we saw full vag complete with tampon string dangling.
My shirt is ruined. If I ever get the idea of doing a tequila shot through my nose ever again, shoot me.
They set the pop up pool in the basement-running filter and all. Drunk swimming. Come now.
by the time the kitchen caught on fire everyone was too drunk to be alarmed. the host just poured beer on it to put it out. how was yours?
You need to get laid. You spent last night stumbling through the club pulling couples apart and telling them to leave room for Jesus.
I made out with a guy who was dressed as Borat
And like a minute in, I was like oh fuck what am I doing
Did you run away?
I DANCED AWAY.
I banged a guy named Robbie last night and in the middle of sex he begged me to scream santos. I'm pretty sure I just screwed a dude with multiple personalities.
So... How much of our rent is drug money?
I'm gonna have to kick a girl scouts ass...
if it makes u feel better, i skipped class so i could go to a sex convention in jersey a few hours earlier than if i went to class.
I wasn't talking about him I meant his penis! Its not a pet
Oh. Well it should be. I like petting it.
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