do you think my med school application would be worse off if "I like helping others and shit" slipped into an essay I emailed last night?
Met some locals. They are taking me to a place where there is topless bullriding. I love this country.
Were driving two hours to st louis so we can pee on the arch. See you in the morning. I might be sober by then.
Dude I swear I heard "geet out!!!" when I went down on her. I shouldve listened.
the night got glorious when you tried to do an upside down keg stand with a near empty key and dropped it on your face
You were riding my three year old's train yelling, 'I think I can, I think I can!!'
I thought I could.
If she has AMC, I may have to fuck her today. I want to catch up on the walking dead.
I think I'm allergic to vodka. Or people getting engaged. One or the other. I want to die.
I've literally already typed in by booty call text for friday night. all I have to do now is wait for is drunk me to press send
Bro if you don't text me back I'm gonna send you a picture of my nut sack every ten seconds for the rest of the night. I'm home alone with nothing to do. Don't push me.
The "don't have sex with him again" alerts you set on my phone just started going off.
Good. "Seriously, don't do it" should start in about five minutes.
Look, I'm just saying, she looks like a troll and works indefinitely at a shitty Chinese restaurant, so me sleeping with her boyfriend is the least of her troubles...
He started a convo with me by saying that we went to high school together and then recommended I try meth.
I'm sure he likes you too... but your boyfriend is kind of a cockblock
Awesome. I did a rain go away dance. And it went away. Nbd just cotrollin the weather with my mind and sweet dance moves
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