I can hear the grilled cheese talking to me. "Let me in there!" they wanna get inside me
my dad just secretly slid me a nugg in front of my mom. remind me why I moved away for college??
I've been thinking and really it's a miracle I haven't had an STD yet.
After he called me a "spirited little girl" I realized that I need to stop sleeping with guys more than ten years older than me.
he's measuring my pool to see how much jello powder he needs. He got paid today.
I came so hard just now that I think I may have regenerated.
We could make it cute. Like "oh those two cute lesbians who are about five foot two who sell the cocaine down the street. You know the ones? With the Yorkies?"
It was like an ecstasy filled massage for my vagina.
That's the best compliment I have ever received.
I feel like everyone in class can tell we had a threesome last weekend.
I went out to have a smoke, and next thing I know, he's got me bent over a picnic table praying to deities I don't believe in. You should have been there.
My mom just drunk texted me complaining about her genitals smelling like Taco Bell. I really am her son
You're seeing with your vagina, not your eyes.
If this gives you any indication of my current state, I stopped at Meijer after work and bought funyuns, pregnancy tests and chocolate.
Why did my mother make you get naked?
So this is what bad decisions tastes like...
Randomize
