OKAY SO WHENEVER I SEE AN UGLY COUPLE I ALWAYS WONDER WHAT THEY SAY TO EACH OTHER IN BED. creepy?
i have a new found respect for you. the amount of people you must have cockblocked last night is amazing
Not even close. I woke up in the bed of Codys truck. Wrapped up in a sleeping bed, using a stuffed alligator as a pillow. And Alex was laying naked beside me. Not to mention I wasn't wearing the clothes I got there in.
There needs to be waaaay more alcohol in my apartment if I am going to survive being unemployed
hes the hot one from work who thought i was dead after my party
Our funnel is on top of our neighbors roof.
He said I went to go sit outside and is promised I wouldn't leave he brings me a chair and I'm gone. He found me stumbling a half mile away in my socks
OK! No more randoms over for the next month this is the third fucking time I caught a naked dude drinking my OJ in the middle of the night.
I am too drunk to deal with your everything. Reread this everytime you feel the need to talk to me.
So, I'm playing the Doctor Who drinking game with my dogs, but they don't understand quite when to drink. Still counts as successful, though, right?
If he breaks up with me, your job is to keep me drunk and make sure I don't sleep with anyone. Ok?
Did I fall on/off the boat yesterday? Cuz my right leg looks and feels like if it got hit by shrapnel.
Best orgasm I ever had! I though we totally connected and I asked him to stay over. He went back to the sigma chi house and returned with his blankie and a 40. please help
I can't sleep. Send Llama pictures.
You ask to touch his thighs ten times and called them magnificent.....need I say more
Randomize
