He saved me in his phone as Easy Jen. Should I be offended?
I wouldn't worry about it. He has me as "Sex Puppet."
Omg Kevin Jonas is engaged!!!!!!
Omg really? To who. Gay marriage is only legal in like 3 states.
Dude, this old lady messaged me on Facebook talking about her grandson and wanted to know shit about me. I'd almost call her a cougar except she looks like mashed potatoes that have come alive.
Surefire way to sober up: discover that your car is being towed at 2 am.
i cant get the smell of ass out of my nose
because whats more american than sleeping with a westpoint cadet on the 4th of july?
he found cum stains on my sheets and all i could blurt out was "better on the sheets than in me"
does the girl puking in my garbage belong to you?
I can't believe she made out with my 15 year old brother. That kid can seriously pull.
You've fucked so many I should get a word bank when you make me guess these things.
I am putting together a break up mix and its pretty much the best of Phil Collins
He's hot....knda sweaty, drunk smells like feet....but he's hung like a whale....so in other words totally your type
I know how to kill a man with nutmeg and a sword. You in?
Or nah
I'll keep supplying drugs if you teach me piano.
A reply to my tweet is getting more likes than mine, the disrespect is real
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