NoDDING MY HEAD LIKE uyuEAH MOViUNG MY HiPS LioKe YEAhhhhhhhhhhh
wow.
terrible decisions. terrible terrible terrible decisions.
who'd you have sex with.
You're barking up the wrong lesbian.
It was her first time with a girl so I put on my tegan and Sara playlist to really get the full experience.
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i want to get drunk and sing the national anthem on your roof again please.
It's like salsa. But with balls in it. I like to call it balsa
Make sure your heart doesn't explode. These are words of wisdom.
idk. I was on the deck with Dominic and i felt something weird on my arm. I looked down and you were licking my elbow.
Whoever invented the gimlet should be given a medal and then shot
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I've hit an all time low I just sent a boob pict to fat Randall the one I gave a partial bj to a year a a half ago
Dude, you can't even imagine the trip, I actually thought that there were Care Bears sitting next to me at the bar, I'm pretty sure I started hitting on the pink one.
I'm so high that hamburger just went up my nose. Mustard BURNS
I want Walter White to make me a bologna sandwich while I'm chained to a support
he's been dating her for 18 months and cheating on her with me for 16. if that's not commitment, i don't know what is.
Everytime I come home this stoned I masturbate in the shower for that long, its like my lonely ritual. Accept me.
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