all I know is if I don't watch spice world right now there will be a firefight.
Your mom has a birthmark right next to her nipple
why do married chicks ALWAYS cry after?
Having sex with the stobe light on was the best bad idea I've ever had.
you should have seen his reaction to my boobs, it was like he just met god
thats the sluttiest christmas spirit ever.
my six pack is really starting to show since I started fucking everything that moves
Hurricane Sex Time is the only thing iv said since it started.
My stepdad and I just tag-team hit on a server at McDonald's. This is the man I should have grown up with.
I may or may not already be in your hot tub when you get home. I have a key to your house and no shame.
i found waldo and immediately set him to work eating me out. please have more out of season costume parties.
I'm about to have a bowl of Advils... without any fucking milk.
I'm not asking for life coaching, I'm just asking if you know where I left my underpants.
She was riding me and giving me score updates to the basketball game at the same time..... Shes a keeper
If you break up with me one more time it's over.
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