apparently i started the naked brigade. and depantsed everyone who wasn't naked. her parents must hate me.
I really don't want to move...I'm having a motivation problem.
kev is about to show us pictures of the tranny he accidentally fucked last night.
I'll be there in 10
I wish I had a dollar for every time I've slept off a late night I dont want to remember in my recliner.
come over. we are watching hoarders and playing i spy.
I guess you don't realize how much twelve bags of chips are, until they're all over your floor.
we need a dd. For wednesday. At lunch. What are we doing with our lives?
succeeding
Now that Steinbrenner is in heaven he's going to make Jesus cut his hair
Aaaand my life has been reduced to whether I can reach to flush my puke down the toilet using my foot. The answer is yes.
I don't know if I have the sustained energy level for partying hard
Not a choice. You are mistaking my comments as options. My statements are facts. This is what is happening.
I'm not really sure what went on in my mouth last night but right now it tastes like what I can only imagine is a mixture of astroglide and peanut butter. You hungry?
i feel like i should invite him over so he can cockblock my roommate one last time before he graduates. for old times sake, ya know
had a dream you helped me fill my shoes with yogurt. we were even like "why didn't we think of this before?!" like it was just so obvious
that sounds like something we'd do... we're onto something here
I've woke up with the same hoodie on backwards, twice this week. I think that's a record
I woke up completely naked with the exception of my leg warmers. Last night must have been interesting.
My vibrator broke.
Dude it's been less than twelve hours. Did you sleep?
Don't worry about that. I need a new vibrator.
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