Anal astronaut?
Wow word travels fast.
I wonder who the first pervert was, and if he would be proud of me for advancing his art form by so much
Just watched a UNI fan at the bar lick the tears off of a KU fans face.. See what march madness does to people
New swimming pool is best sex toy ever. We are pioneering the doggie-style paddle.
I woke up with a random mailbox in my room with a note that said "this should probably be returned. Happy Thursday!"
All he wants to do is masturbate while I sit there with my big toe up his ass that is not even the worst part of it.
It's like all my brain cells are screaming at me.
I'm dying.
HIS TAN HAS PUT ME TO SHAME. HE TOOK HIS PANTS OFF AND HIS DICK LOOKED LIKE A GHOST
I have a weapon and I'm not blacked out. Good as gold
Seeing Grandma lick chocolate sauce off of the male stripper was definitely not the way I planned to enter the world of legal drinking.
Let's have sex in an apple orchard
We did it in the bar bathroom and the bathroom attendant sold us a condom. I love Nashville
I should get an "I gave blood today" type of sticker, but instead it would say "I went balls deep today"
At first I was nervous, then drunk me thought: What other chance will you realistically have to fuck a British guy?
Don't forget my pants whenever you come over, otherwise we can't get in.
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