i don't know how boys match. i think shoes & belt are the only thing. it doesn't matter. i just know if they look stupid.
His facebook profile says he's interested in men, but i'm choosing to ignore that
he said 'i love fucking you, ashley'. it was the most romantic thing he's said during sex because he actually used my name.
This is going to be the time I got green body paint on Chris' ceiling all over again...
Get here, there are important joints to be smoked and pies to be eaten
There is this threesome scene that is literally 10 minutes of straight fucking
Omg so it's educational?
LET US USE OUR GENITALS TO CELEBRATE THIS VICTORY
Your choices in alcohol this weekend are thoroughly disappointing
I just watched some kid bang his girlfriend and I was like whatever I'll just sit here and do all your fucking drugs that's fine
So the other day we finished having sex and he literally said "what are we going to do about your vagina?" Like, I hadn't even dismounted him yet.
Hey, you should go to your facebook ASAP... i'm guessing you're wasted but you just uploaded a picture of someones dick...and everyones taking bets now if its Rick or Mikes..
When he pulled out it sounded like a balloon deflating
She said if you lived here it would be like the x rated version of 3's company
I’m not dating him for his personality. I’m dating him so I can steal his dog.
So there we are, fucking beneath the Christmas tree and I glance up and see one of the local Jehovah's witnesses staring in horror through the decorative glass in the front door. I'm so proud of us.
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