Define "chronic" masturbator.
the crunchwrap supreme is the def leppard of the taco bell menu
which is why it's clearly superior
i spent 15 mins trying to take money out of ATM with my drivers license saying, "what the fuckkkk" everytime it didnt work
I just had sex on a bear rug. My life is complete.
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No more. You can't have nice things, and vodka is a nice thing.
I think the blind guy i flirt with on a regular basis is starting to realize he's old enough to be my father. I can't tell if he's into it or not.
I just made a dick pic collage. Let me just tell you,there is no comparison to the latest!
They kept freaking out that you were missing and potentially having sex.. like it was a bad thing. Got fed up with hearing it so i just yelled "ITS HER BIRTHDAY AND SHE CAN FUCK IF SHE WANTS TO!" They gave me unnecessary looks. I thought it was acceptable.
Dude did you see that video of yourself crying while bathing in vodka on YouTube?
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so apparently over the course of the night my roommate and i had sex in exactly the same spot. ps the downstairs sink needs cleaning.
Wanna guess where my charger was last night.....in my cooler with my beer. I put it in there because I knew I would never forget my beer.
when she didn't finish her burrito you wanted to call the cops because you said it was neglect
I don't remember anything beyond the drinking game but I woke up in my own pee this morning so I'm just gonna go out on a limb and say I overdid it.
Third time this week I've caught co workers dry humping. Quarantine really changes people's priorities.
We still on for Manwhore Monday?
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