You were telling me about how you were gonna marry him, have his children and name them all woodchip.
That ginger could cleveland steamer me and it would still be the best day of my life
Let's pretend this is a good idea before I change my mind.
my being single is dangerous.
Well then I realized I had a bigger problem when I woke up a long board.
I'm not sure if you saw my recent facebook update, but I have already put the Radio Flyer wagon to good use. I had someone pull me to the nearest bar.
I just realised I've never been sober in my apartment
Drinking franzia alone at noon watching a cheese themed episode of "The Chew" I'm ready to admit I need a job.
SEXX, SEXX, SEXX,SEXX,SEX SEX SEXXXXXXX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEXSEXSEXSEXSEXSEX SEXSEXSEXSEXSEX.\nimagine that to the can can song. also come to my house. theres a dance routine.
It's kind of awesome I can smoke with my parents and tell them about thetime we used listerine in that bong
Why is there no Netflix category for "I just wanna cry, but I don't have time for a whole romcom"?
Santa tracker drinking game, you in or what?
Apparently the guy with the moaning gf that lives above us is in my DES class... AWKWARD
Haha! I swear, it's like I'm talking to Buddha with a slutty agenda. You are so full of wisdom.
Sorry I missed your birthday party. I caught a dick and rode it to O-Town
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