Dude someone changed all the contacts in my phone to I Like Eggs
I just rolled a spliff on a dora the explorer tv tray. Preschool education meet afterschool special.
I must say, I don't like the act of throwing up, but the feeling after is quite delightful
dude i doubt hes gay
I CAUGHT HIM BEATING OFF TO MENS HEALTH!
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The boys are giving me the exam answers and I don't even have to expose my body..yayy engineering!
Found a guy passed out on the coffee table with a thong duct taped from ear to ear.
Can you explain to me the broken disco ball in my front yard?
Is it penis luge time yet?
A girl pulled up next to me at a stoplight just now, looked around for a second, and then changed her top, bra and all, before the light turned green. New. Hero.
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the doctor said its the kinda of pregnant you dont recover from
It's cosmic balancing. My vagina is an instrument of karmic retribution.
I feel like I should throw some tampons around my workspace so everyone will know what's really going on
He's ninety percent amazing leader, brother, and teacher, and ten percent unforgivable douche. These are the men I look up to in my life.
Also I just had a pointless meeting and the only thing I accomplished were my kegals
I woke up to the sound of her peeing at the end of the bed at 4am.
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