Theres a random in my bed. Omg but at least he's a law student?
in a basement doing blow off a prince dvd next to a chick in a saddam mask
Its alot easier to hide alcohol when your wearing a toga..
everythings easier when your wearing a toga.
Have you been tested recently?
Well I got my shots when I was a baby so I think I'm immune
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After we fucked, her eye wouldn't stopped twitching and she could only move her hand, which she used to put her number in my phone
Just a smidgen more estrogen and shed be golden
She's got a legit dose of dude going on
No kidding. All she needs is a cheek full of chewing tobacco and I'd have fucked John wayne.
And after we were done he said "Let's play a game! Who can find their clothes first"
It was disgusting, and I would've rather licked the condensation off the windows instead, but I figured that's wasn't very ladylike
The things happening in my intestines right now should only ever happen at truck stops and frat houses.
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Beer, water, beer, water, beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer so much beer
That girl definitely just ate a hot dog and stared straight in to my eyes.
Hey! I need booze. And penises. And a lot of mistakes that I will regret in the morning.
Seriously insulted!! You can not share my dick pick with your gay brother. He won't quit poking me on fb
The hump and dump is a beautiful thing
I WILL go to space. And if we find aliens I WILL fuck one. It’s the Marine Corps way
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