Sex on bubble wrap = best decision ever.
Regardless of the degree, it's probably not good to relate so closely to the Steve-O documentary.
this is like her 8th guy since december, is she wasn't frumpy people would call her a whore
so she asked me if I thought she was fat and naturally I said no..... but I think she might catch on
who is she? I really hope you have an explanation cause either you think I'm fat or you're cheating on me
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you know it's bad when you need sunglasses to open the refrigerator
He scratched off my spray tan. Literal nail marks down my back. Can't imagine what's underneath his fingernails.
I was masturbating in my bed this morning when my ipod alarm went off and it started playing "show me the meaning of being lonely"
I liked a picture of him with his pants around his ankles, if that doesn't say I'm into you, I don't know what does.
you riverdanced for the cops while the rest ran away.
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I thought this guy walking back to the dorms with his black laundry bag was walking a black flamingo I'm not even kidding I had to take a break on a bench after that.
You're my favorite person
I'm so lazy and tired i just want to cry and fall asleep in a bed of egg mcmuffins.
Ran into my statistics professor at the bar, he chugged a car bomb and yelled "x bar mothfucker!". On average I'm loving this PhD program.
Ladies don't puke and tell
Tip of the day: Don't Amazon vibrators when your WHOLE FAMILY uses your prime account. There's dildo after dildo showing up in my "Related to Items You've Viewed" category on the home page.
Just slather his penis with BBQ sauce
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