Should I have kids to fix a relationship??
Brogan sounds similar to Bridget...sorta.
Every girl's name is automatically translated to "Baby/Milk Carrier" in my brai
I don't know what I could have possibly done in a past life to deserve watching my boyfriend projectile vomit margaritas and probs blood while completely naked.
Omg. There's def a kid, like 10 years old, sitting in a buggy at wal mart holding a sign that reads "I can't behave"
Literally passed out while tubing... Boating while hammered is a blast but thank God for life jackets
He pocket texted me while I was blowing him in the car...What are the odds?
Considering how often you blow him,high.
Its 6 am and me and the girl in the next apartment have been taking turns puking and yelling "never agaaaain" thru the walls.
we already have meals planned for the weekend.
SEMEN IS NOT A MEAL.
At one point last night I over heard you say " I'm gonna puke in a bag and pour it down your throat" I LOVE YOU.
I woke up on karas dogs bed. Lets evaluate our lives.
My stuff that was at your place last night smells like doughnuts. I'm not even mad.
I had my first "Damn Kids/When I Was That Age" rant at work today. We need to drink this feeling out of me. NOW.
he pulled my tampon string out with his teeth like a grenade pin yelling frag out! That's why I fuck guys back from deployment. They'll go the distance
i looked that guy up on facebook. the one who went down on me for two hours
what's the verdict
i've been scrubbing my vag all morning
i passed out in front of ihop...for the second night in a row. i think i need to reevaluate my life choices
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