Whats up?
Drunk as a mother trucker with panties on her thumbnail..laying thee down
Stay up. I'm coming home in a little
Ill try..hurry!!!! Thine hour awaits you
you tried to do a keg stand and ended up flipping over it and onto the table
Smoking bowl and applying to community college. I now know how I got here.
she is using a fork to eat popcorn and refuses to drink gatorade out of anything but a margarita glass... did i mention the popcorn is on a plate?
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Oh my god! She wrote the word ''hi'' in HAIR on the shower wall. What the fuck?!
The two guys from next door helped him do a backflip. The ended up throwing him halfway through a ceiling tile. Don't worry, we fixed it with duct tape.
Too bad you can't keep me under your desk. You'd love that wouldn't you? Massages, blowjobs, and I'd be forced to be quiet all day.
Didn't get the job. Searched for my references on FB and saw the pic of me weighing my head passed out.
He gave me four orgasms and I kept yelling "Thank you!" and he kept replying, "My pleasure!"
Midwestern nice.
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hey the jello shots wont freeze
How much Everclear did you put in them?
uhhh all of it
Dude tried texting you during but she threw my pants too far away
shes wearing an ankle tracker so she should be easy to find
Definitely got a blow job in Charles Schwab's bed last night.
I love my job.
It was good. Ended up having a 3 hr make out session with her
What is this high school
There was a lot of catching up to do bro
Thanks for the pic It's going to be lovely dealing with my boner while I'm in a meeting with your father.
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