I called her the wrong name twice and she still called me back this morning. DO I still wait two days to call her back?
I just hemmed my dress for halloween, never felt more like a man
just had dinner with my dad's new gf and her daughter.. had to drink a beer to get through it.. she's 19 she has on a disney watch and snowflake earrings
I love Japanese schoolgirls with short skirts riding bikes on windy days.
You're never coming back, are you?
i dont think my parents would of encouraged me to save years of birthday money if they knew what i would eventually spend it on
I just puked while everyone was releasing balloons. Im to hungover for this memoial service. Rest in peace great gramps.
yes we did fuck in his chapter room. yes it was demeaning. and yes, they probably will discuss it at chapter tonight.
all i remember is being at the diner with her at 3am and her storming into the kitchen to make sure the chef gave me regular fries instead of home fries.
She's echoing.. Her head must be in the toilet..
I need to throw up and die. The order doesn't matter. I feel like shit
My apartment is also really close to an alcohol rehab in case I get out of hand
It was so small.
Tiny. Got to love sexting. Imagine finding out the old fashioned way.
This Christmas I would like to thank Jesus for cocaine.
I had to switch to male Siri because I could feel female Siri voice judging me for reading my sexts out loud. Also, the dude voice keeps me in the mood.
I haven't had a bra on since I quit my job.
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