Regardless thnx for trying to help out, I realize we are dealing w/ very stupid girls here
New years is officially the only time its okay to drunk dial your parents.
threw up in my backpack again. Asian guy I cheat from wasn't pleased.
I'm having a chugging contest on the streetcar. The driver is judging.
Plus someone just passed me a joint through the window. BEST STREETCAR RIDE EVER
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He didnt have condoms & didnt trust himself to pull out. Thats when I knew he was a keeper. So I blew him so he knew I was a keeper too.
True romance of the 21st century.
weed salsa. i deserve a nobel prize
SANTA'S REAL. I GOT MY PERIOD.
Almost just got kicked out of a bar because the locals spilled beer everywhere when we taught them to shotgun.
You can do it. What doesn't kill us just drives us to drink
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Also, if you all get arrested i'm coming to laugh at you because i don't have the money for bail.
there is nothing worst than getting kicked in the face by a stripper
Code 10 We gotta leave. Now. I took a dump in the upstairs toilet and its clogged and overflowing, and believe me I don't want to have to explain myself to this frat on parents weekend.
Ran into his sister at the gym and hit it in the parking lot. I dont even feel like a bad friend she got a boob job and lost 20 lbs its not even the same sister
Let this be a lesson to you, parmesan cheese crumbles are not a good substitute for coffee creamer, no matter how high you are
no its a draw, weve been through this, when were keeping score on getting laid i get a plus 1 handicap each week because of your British accent! its only fair!
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