Fucking love it maybe bedazzle some baby seals? Make them cuter? Who would club a bedazzled baby seal? Only a fucking monster.
I need to stop sleeping with republicans and cowboys fans.
You can't just say things like "great depression theme party" and then not respond.
This is no lauging matter. Huge cock equals great sex. Marriage to huge cock equals great life.
It's been a wonderful constant drunkeness. We played Marco polo with some random like 8 yr olds in the kiddie pool.
i'll get you drunk even if i have to inject alcohol into your arm through an IV
you're the only one i would trust to do that
next time we drink: battle shots.
battle shots or battle shits? if its the first, explain. if its the second I think I figured it out.
One huge ass giant mistake followed by celebatory shots and coors lights thats my day in a nut shell
Gregs sitting in the living room in his underwear hitting the bong watching a rob schneider movie. His lack of fuck giving is inspirational
Just as I was applauding myself for the best wing man award, I realized we are going to have to burn our futon.
It might be whiskey, but I view Marge and Homer Simpson as something to strive for
Um. Did you take a picture of me with a giant dildo after we went bowling?
FUCK YOU VODKA I'M TRYING TO ADULT RIGHT NOW
I 100% barfed while bumping the DMX remix of reading rainbow
what are you getting to drink for new years?
well seeing as how i just got diagnosed with a uti, whatever we can mix with cranberry juice
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