I haven't seen Daniella all day...are you sure she was safe going home with that guy?
oh don't worry! i asked him if he was a rapist. he said no
He bought me ice cream and then I gave him a bj
I think that's fair trade off
apparently went to arby's at 2:30am banging on the windows for someone to make me a "beefy"
what if every blade of grass was a penis?
I'm gonna go out in a limb and say living out middle school fantasies is never a good idea
when i went to the store to buy my pregnancy test they were giving carnations to all the moms and they gave me one and said "just in case"
i'm having the hardest time convincing my roommates to go dumpster diving for pizza with me. i really miss you..
It's not even like I care. He was cute 30lbs ago and before he fucked that Michael Jackson look alike.
And on the subject of embracing my inner whore, I had two different dicks in my mouth yesterday. Friend, it's official. I'm completely outta control.
I have no idea. There are 6 asians singing hey soul sister to me right now.
Either I'm deep cleaning my apartment out of severe academic procrastination or I'm subconsciously nesting and need to take a pregnancy test.
FYI the blow job was for papa johns pizza
I regret 8000% nothing
I'm not sure why, but my salad smells like a Big Mac. Or maybe that's just the smell of yesterday's, seeping through my skin.
Next time you have him paint you an outfit so you can do you walk the street naked TAKE A SHOWER BEFORE YOU GET IN THE BED. MY sheets look like like an acid trip
why the hell did we go to a rave last night?
we didn't?
definitely went to a bar with strobe lights
JENNIFER. You passed out in a toilet with a color changing light in it.
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