i was shrooming and she was sobbing. i was trying to be sympathetic, but i could see the veins working like worms under her skin. and then her face stripped down to the muscle.
what was she crying about?
i wanna say it was the lack of skin on her face but maybe she lost her job.
I think I'm cybering, it's been a while and its more in depth than it was in 8Th grade.
Shaving your vagina at 8 months pregnant is not an easy chore.
im never drinking wine from a person in a wet suit and goggles ever again.
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A guy just walked down the street dressed as Mickey Mouse holding a 40oz. Where the hell did you leave me?
The liquor stores are closed! NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! CURSE YOU SANDY!!!!
It is very possible that having sex with you just now just got me into Yale
i spent my morning giving relationship advice to the kid i had sex with on a kitchen table this weekend
Dude, she got "I party too much" skinny. She looks like a recovering drug addict.
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I GOOGLED IT. BEES CAN MASTURBATE. WHAT.
Happy 420. I woke up to a girl smoking weed and dragging me out of bed. Chemistry makes so much sense high.
For Halloween this year I'm going to paint myself in gold, wear a golden toga and sash saying " cunt goddess"
all I'm saying is that my epic blow jobs have made grown professional football players cry in ecstasy
come over. We can flirt with the criteria for substance abuse and talk about our daddy issues
I'm cooling my balls with a beer because I'm too cheap to turn on the AC