She made Precious look like a solid 6.5.
He's so gross, but the preschooler inside me is screaming that this is her life dream and I have to be with him or she'll never forgive me.
Two questions: what are you doing RIGHT NOW? and do you know how to drive a golf cart?
And by "got a tattoo" i mean i got a tattoo in the dorm bathrooms with a guy using his cousin's tattoo gun.
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this is random but who was banging in the shower in our condo?
he's dressed up as pikachu 3 fucking years in a row and gotten laid each time. i don't understand
I'd love to sympathize with you but I'm drunk in a mansion
I want him to rain dance my fallopian tubes.
I kept calling him escargot instead of Estaban..I don't think that was the wisest choice.
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Sorrye. The bathtuv says hi. But theresno water in it. I've wanted too tell you for the longest, but nevr could
He looks like he's going to feed me a taco and then stab me. It's probably a good idea he's a lawyer
What is she getting? Last time we talked her behavior was conducive to getting a tramp stamp on her face.
Anyhow, I am sorry for being obnoxious about wanting more sex and forcing you to eat lunchmeat off of my ginormous nipples. I knew that you weren't going to succumb to my pushy demands
My ideal friend would be my dog as a drug dealer
I was so high. I had so much hair. It was like all my hair follicles exploded.
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