but what if he tries to talk dirty to me with the lisp?
she said if I bought her franzia she would blow me, and she would fuck me if I splurged on martini and rossi. Franzia it is
I started drinking at around 8.. Started heavily drinking around 815.
I traded my shirt for vodka. I wonder if my parents can pinpoint where they went wrong raising me.
I got concerned once i realized you weren't there to hear us having sex. See I do worry about you.
Are we still banned from the library?
Don't pretend like we're functional. We're gonna discuss this drunkenly via text the way serious conversations should take place.
its kind of scaring me that i am turned on by tom cruise in rock of ages
A man just poked my foot with his crutches while I'm shitting. Is that how the disabled gays ask for a glory hole blow jay?
my math prof is telling us what to do in a gun fight. i dont want to live in oakland anymore.
Hi, my name is Ashslay and I'll be your designated shitshow.
We were having sex and my nose just started pouring blood. He reached down to the floor, grabbed a sock and held it to my nose. He just kept pounding away like nothing was happening.
So the pizza place just called me after an hour saying they don't have dough
Worse. He's Mormon. At least a gay guy will go get drinks with me.
These freshmen are fun! The redhead wants to practice her blowjob skills with me and let me rate different moves!
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