y did u give ur computer a hand job?
How is it? Sketchville?
cheap drinks and peanuts cancel out any form of sketchiness
Does having sex in the men's bathroom on the boardwalk count as having sex on the beach?
if you want blown tonight you're gonna have to take me up on that offer now. in less then 45 minutes you're gonna be blacked out and i'm not doing something i'm not getting credit for in the morning.
I think im drinking tonight later on...which is good cuz i walked pass the liquor aisle the other day and i swear i heard a kid call me a pussy
When I find myself drinking from a boot I just go with it and refuse to ask why.
We probably shouldn't have forced that guys cat to drink the grey goose while we were doing lines in his bathroom
i go for whatevers easier....i'm bisexual strictly due to the convenience factor
can we get together and have a vodka water gun fight? i need to get som intense excersise/alcohol
they wouldn't let me take the pitcher of beer on the ferris wheel
A total of 95 cents was stuck to my ass the next morning.
No one would take shots with Caroline so she asked the bartender for like 20 jagerbombs and then shouted "JAGERBOMBS FOR HOMELESS ANIMALS BENEFIT" and everyone started doing them with her
I'm covered in glow paint and I can't find my shirt. So, successful night
I think about him when I masturbate so I guess you could call it love
I think I left my thong in your bed. Careful. It has the power to destroy the agitator on a washing machine
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