i'm in hospital, i have an exam in 3 hours and the man in the cubicle next to me is doing a noisy poo. this has to get better.
like why cant he just admit that he still wants to fuck me even though im underage
dude it was like an art museum there were boobs everywhere
Being a responsible DD does not include attempting to coordinate a 4 taxi caravan to bar #3
Did I hear correctly when it sounded like he said "just don't let me throw up into your vaj?"
Just got my cast off. My occupational therapist wants me to self-gratify. My clit is about to have an awesome weekend...
We fucked on top of all of our English papers in celebration of the semester ending.
If your wondering where your blanket is, I put it on the 2 guys you brought home last night. Their still sleeping outside on the trampoline.
i still can't believe we survived that barcrawl. the third bar had bullet holes and we still went in.
Did you see the video of me eating a marshmellow on fire?
I'm drawing the line at your vagina. I will not accompany you to get that pierced and/or tattooed. There's got to be some mystery to our relationship.
You pole danced in your parka.
Just to be a PITA after I die, my will leaves 1 cent to each of my FB friends. I hate my lawyer.
Dude we gotta go back to your cabin. left glenn. he's calling me crying and still drunk
And I broke things off with Justin last night. Except I texted him while he was asleep and then I was like well, that's probably not what he wants to wake up to, so I sent him a picture of the coconut I microwaved and caught on fire when I was really high one time.
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