I told u I don't really remember everything lol i pretty much remember not lasting as long as I norm and that I wore a condom, I hate condoms
i'm sick of taking my pants off and seeing a look of disappointment on the girls face. i want her to be frigthened
oh jesus shes a lukewarm mess
Apparently when he woke up I was tripping my face off. Everytime the cat meowed I would meow back. This went on for several hours.
frozen peaches as icecubes. vodka Sundays just got wayyyy better
No mixer. Vodka in yogurt?
We just reached that moment of the night when you start making cookie quesadillas. Party on Wayne
I'm venturing to your corner of this sin house in t minus 2 minutes.
you left the hospital looking like the grudge, your mom and I were pushing you in a wheel chair and you yelled peace out fuckers.
I'm an approx 70% certain someone switched my UV Blue for Windex - just as volatile as you might think.
Just pee around me
The DJ was throwing glowsticks into the crowd and managed to smack one guy in the face with them
How much glitter would I have to ingest in order for a "magnificent" amount to appear in my ejaculate?
No I will not paint you for Mardi Gras in town. It is going to rain and you don't need another ID charge
Just because you got dumped by some loser doeant mean you need Jesus. It just means you need better friends and some booze
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