only if we run a train.
done.
Until he has ordered mozzarella sticks & beers at 2pm while wearing formal attire, then this is still my bar.
We had sex on a ferris wheel in canada, our relationship will never be the same
Damn it, I know in the morning I'm going to regret eating out of the trash...
Thanks for convincing the hot dog guy to give me one for $1 after I drunkenly dropped the first one. I loved your reasoning "I know you mark that shit up! I work in retail!"
Turned out not to be so bad. He had a big dick and i owed him for all the free beer over the year.
The guy in the American Flag bikini was telling the women he was disgusted at the amount of alcohol they weren't drinking. Then it got ridiculous.
She had one of those kid princess beds. I asked how she expected to fuck on that and she just said "thats what the slide is for". I've never wanted to marry a one night stand before.
I think I just ate eggs off of a plate covered in cocaine.
We can just chill or day drink or smoke or watch law and order marathon or play just dance 4 or watch a movie or go to the movies or play hide and seek or hug, so many options
I wonder how your parents would feel if the scarf they gave me for Christmas is mainly being used for a blindfold during sex...
Do you have any need for a scary clown mask?
Dude, I have everything I need for meth here.
YOU ARE NOT ALLOWED TO MAKE METH IN OUR APARTMENT.
yeah that bottle of rum is only the second thing I want that kid to be pulling out of his pants
Can we talk about the fact that a stranger is doing a line of coke off our living room table right now?
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