Ana's brother is visiting for the wknd. He came back to our place last night drunk to find me passed out naked it in the shower with the water still running. I was still drunk. We decided it was a good idea to have sex and sleep on the bathroom floor. Woke up this morning spooning and using my towel as a pillow.
He blow dried my hair while I sucked his dick. Now THAT'S fucking teamwork.
whoever set the energy saving light timer in the lobby bathroom cleraly has no concept how long a work dump takes
My mom just told me to make sure my face isn't on the front cover of the newspaper on 4/21. Challenge accepted
it's a gatorade, cheez its, and regret kind of morning....
I think they were cool with it, they should have know if I was the host of the baby shower it was going to involve a keg and jager shots.
She suggested that I come visit her in Europe and hook up with the heteroflexible Korean who sits next to her in class. Polylove is the best love.
What would you say is the recommended tip for a hotel maid who has to clean up vomit on just about every surface of a hotel bathroom?
tell me you did not just describe yourself as "hot and bothered"
He got naked after doing the Ice Water Challenge and it was still enormous. So, yeah, I stayed over.
You blew him?!?!
*Am blowing
And I keep taking breaks to write you back, please stop replying.
Basically I think I'm replacing men/sex with theme parks.
You were on the train yelling, "THIS TRAIN NEEDS TO GO FASTER SO I CAN GO HAVE SEX WITH MY BOYFRIEND!!!"
Oh the best part of having sex with him was that he made me a smoothie after
I'm going to the store to get corona, salad, and blunt wraps...
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