It's a sad day when you have to slightly move your fupa to shave.
im guessing your the one that tried to make bacon in the toaster
Your wedding's just one more day in my life I can't wear sweat pants.
We bought home drug tests to see which of us could make it look more like a kaleidoscope. What happened to the days of innocent fun trying to best everyone with a breathalyzer?
u r missing out we r watching a tranny direct traffic in a gstring
I remember nothing except the fact it happened and I ate doritos and we highfived a lot
I have nothing to say for myself. When 2chainz comes on at the bar all bets are off.
We're having play-off hate sex for a sport I don't even understand. Go USA!
He told me he felt like he was just pistol-whipped by Testicle Man.
He walked up to anal ring toss like he was going to win you a teddy bear
Im pretty sure my housekeeper high fived her on the way out this morning
After 7 months of nothing.. shall we throw your vagina a party? as its reinstatement into society?
Do you think they'll deliver pizza to my mouth
I'm eating a block of cheese like its a sandwich in the tsa line
After round two, I told him he deserves an award. He bowed and did a princess wave WHILE his dick was still inside me.
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