I just walked into his bathroom to see two poops floating... no toilet paper. WTF!?
we played lady & the tramp with a hash brown from McDonald's....im in love.
Just woke up next to our cab driver from last night. Please tell me this isn't happening.
I'm a little nervous about this St. Patty's Day party. Seriously, we're still finding stuff from the Halloween party.
I inspected his penis with a mini flashlight to check for visible stds...he was clean
I lost it last night. That was humiliating. Cincinnati is now covered in my puke.
Too high to move please buy hi-c and pour it in my mouth in exchange I will marry your first born child
You were force feeding yourself jello and you kept repeating, "I will not surrender"
also, I heard you can donate your eggs for like $8gs....hellloooo mediterranean vacation. thank youuuu future babies!!!
FALSE ALARM! I didn't piss myself, I fell asleep in the shower and then drunkingly crawled into my bed
sending him nudies in gran's hospital bathroom. you?
I dont' remember leaving St. Cloud, getting home, or apparently directing traffic in the middle of the fucking street while black out drunk.
I told my mom that I might be hungover today so she needs to make me an omelet.. it happened and I'm happy
i still cant feel my toes or walk straight...its been 2 days.
It baffles me why I still wear white underwear...
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