Is there some kind of disinfectant spray people use? Why would anyone want to eat ass??
I told him that all frat guys do it... it was that easy to get him to go down on me.
So about class tomorrow..... i,ll be there. But I may be still a bit drink and wearing a suit. I'll explain when I get there.
He left me a five minute voicemail apologizing for chasing me with a meat beater. I'm actually not sure what that means.
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Found a 10-can wizard staff hidden in our closet. Did we cut someone off?
That's yours. We cut you off.
Dude they have your information. Come back. The sheriffs office is here, they are pissed..please come back otherwise jail is inevitable. Call me
Her brother is definitely not gay. I hooked up with him when she was sleeping.
I am pretty sure they consider me one of the "bros". They compliment girl's racks to me and are the human forms of dick-be-gone. They won't sleep with me more than once cause it's "weird", or let any "untrustworthy boys" sleep with me and I still help them get laid. Not...fair...
When you called me you were telling a hobo that you couldn't spare ten bucks bc that was your beer money. All your words were slurred.
Fuck him.
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Oh you know same old same old. just eating pizza after faking extreme night terrors to get a one night stand to leave my apartment
So he says to my dad "I'll pull out of your daughter but I'm not going to apologize". Yea, my night was fun.
We had sex on the beach. I was completely naked except for my sneakers. That's when you know
I'm smoking a bowl with matches and a candle while my mother washes dishes downstairs. I thought adulthood was supposed to be different.
for the record im never blowing a guy on the toilet again, that was sad and degrading
I'm questioning my decision to swallow this morning while my stomach was in hangover mode
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