I had the most spectatular hardon this morning. I think it was trying to reach you in Wisconsin.
you should just get pregnant. that way you don't need to decide on a career.
I just gave my patient permission to swallow while pregnant. She was so embarrassed to ask...but her bf was really happy with the answer.
I just noticed that when I sneeze...my nipples get hard.
After she lost the bet I made her get on one knee so she could "Te-blow me"
He's asking if he can send a dick pic. How do I politely decline that?
Our room will be decorated with my urine.
according to last night, I underestimated the size of my mouth and the possibilities of what can fit into it.
if memory serves, the guy you were hooking up with said he was a slutty skittle.
I'm trying to fuck him and feed him. I don't understand why it isn't working.
I woke up naked with a duck on my head. I think something went horribly wrong.
Do it!! We better have a duck by the time I get home.
If I wasn't planning on spend the rest of my life with you I wouldn't send you so many nudes, so fucking appreciate it
Nows a good time to tell him. Just be like "yeah, I used to bang her too and it didn't work out for us either". He'll understand.
Is there a sexuality term for 'only wants hatefucks'?
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