This ginger kid smells like a queef popsicle
Instead of having sex, we spent the entire night making pillow forts and have sword fights. I think I'm in love
tailgaiting my last final, a perfect sendoff.
It was the first time I had seen his penis when it wasnt hard. It just looked so vulnerable and a little bit depressed.
Why hello there Olivia! How are you today on this fine and most wonderful morning full of magic and adventure and awesomeness?
Someone just got laid.
I just got licked by a stripper, not so great anymore.
This is absurd. I need a man. Or even a moderately-clean hobo will do at this point.
Just checked my phone. Sometime last night I googled sex positions in a tent. Was there even a tent there?
He asked me not to hook up with anyone else because it would hurt his feelings.. while his arm was around his pregnant girlfriend.
Just used the "Buddy" Poppy flower I got from a veteran to clean my one hitter. "I'm proud to be an American"
I have so many feelings about this burrito
how do you feel about japanese?
I would eat half a street meat hotdog I found on the sidewalk, I'm good with anything.
Come as you are, bitch. Glitter and vodka provided.
he broke off the kiss to ask "can I grab your boob?" like props for asking for clear and concise consent but there HAS to be a sexier way to do it
dont know what thebfuxk is in rhat shit, but dont lemme have antmore
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