I just love slightly exposed cleavage. Not too much to be whory but just enough to say "your kids will never go hungry"
I don't know what you told him but please make him stop telling me about his new video camera and winking
She's a virgin AND a minister's daughter. We're one schoolgirl outfit from the dear penthouse trifecta
About to trim my pubes so if you decide to walk in, viewer discretion is advised.
Who's nuvaring is under my pillow?
MASS TEXT: Lets start a new tradition. Black Friday log pic contest. I'm waiting.
Just fucked a MILF from Alaska. I love traveling.
After the keg stand you collapsed, hit your head on the floor, started seizing and after 20 seconds got back up and said "hah, I remember my first beer"
I feel like it went downhill once I decided we should take $100 tequila shots.. oops lol
getting busted for public urination is like, a step above j-walking. you'll be fine
I just can't do Wednesdays sober anymore
He was making a joke about signing my name on this piece of paper. He has a whole bucket filled with names on pieces of paper. I think thats how he keeps count.
It's ok, it's locked within patented Sealrite technology. That puke is staying fresh
Beyoncé wouldn't let anything bad happen here
He literally ejaculated and I hit Uber
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