i scrubbed and i scrubbed and i scrubbed and i still was a whore
Then he told me he was 40. I'm not sure if I have enough Daddy issues to go for it
How can it be called memorial day weekend....I don't even remember this weekend
she's googling pictures of Freddy Mercury and whispering 'I'm ready'
so would me posting the photos of the cock and coin jar incident be completely out of the question?
Congrats to the girl that left her positive preggo test in the bathroom...
I HOPE YOU ENJOY THIS VDIEPO BECAUSE I AMS ENDIONG A LOKT OF EFFORT RECORIDNG IT
I ONLY PARTIALLY KNOW WHAT YOU SAID. BUT I THINK I WILL LIKE IT.
I effort
We have so much sex to catch up on
Check the mailbox while you're out!
I already looked this morning. You go check and see what you won on Ebay after your day drinking spree.
Had sex with the Irish bartender in Spain. So that happened.
I'm gonna do it. I'm gonna write gay mortal kombat fanfic. May the gods be praised for whisky
I never thought I'd say this but there's too many dicks around here.
Why did I wake up naked with a leg cramp and and extra $550 in my wallet?
If this adventure is going to get us arrested it'll have to wait until Wednesday so that I can bail myself out.
Should I wish him a happy birthday?
Well he has been inside of you enough times that you probably should.
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