oh posh. I need a real boy. To fill my void. This guy has potential. He is a Republican.
***** and i were talking about Republicans today. They are usually the champs of mediocrity but we decided mediocrity is underrated.
i just threw up repeatedly on the entire entire walk down A1A to the pizza place....then on the way back slipped and fell in it
I just beat off to a cartoon porn video. what has my life come to
i decided to cut a 3rd hole in to my snuggie so i could masturbate all the time.. all time low? or genius?
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
and i think we compared dick sizes, then high fived...
Giving the kids Children's Claritin and calling it candy.....Is it setting them up for drug abuse later?
We've only been driving for two hours and I'm already down 3 vicodin...I'm not going to survive this family vacation.
I just bought 4 bottles of wine in sweats at 530 on a monday night. Fuck law school
He tried to say the picture wasn't him. Like I'd forget his curved boner.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
i had to get the starbucks manager to open the bathroom door for me...you passed out on the floor, the things i do for you
I opened a bud lite with a fencing sword last night. Yeah you banged that guy.
I have a hook up buddy in Abiquiu. He lives next to a Chipotle; that's the only reason I see him.
Did you actually just quote Ace Ventura during a sext!?
You know it
Dammit now I have to marry you
Irony: drinking your pre workout supplement out of the cup your Krispy Kreme doughnut holes came in.
No I come to this class stoned every week. Except last week when I was drinking in class
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