just put a funnel in my mouth and pour the tequila in with a little emergen-c
i guess its officially winter break. i woke up alone and fully clothed this morning.
I can't tell whether I'm throwing up blood or licorice.
Just got my econometrics book in the mail and started flipping through it. Our Thursday parties may turn into u convincing me not to kill myself.
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Well i then put my mattress in my closet and am currently on it. This is a new one.
after last nights cooking expirments i have lost all faith in the fire alarm battery
Bullshit. No way. If I brushed past your penis it was completely coincidental.
I'm on a mission. But just to make out with him so his relationship collapses and he is single when I come back in April.
Within 24 hours, I went to a feminist documentary screening with two state reps and you hate fucked a rent-a-cop on the helipad of your hospital. Somewhere our lives went in different directions.
I still make more money.
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Sometimes you have a life bucket list item checked off like 4 tits in your face simultaneously and getting to bang them both. I'm sorry I bailed on skiing but not really. Coming over with a boombox playing 'heat of the moment' as soon as I can hail a cab cause I'm too drunk to drive still...
he was like "can i get a kiss" and i was like "can i get a taco"
I'm still mad from all the stupid shit he's done this week that even though I couldn't give two shits about Vday, I'm gonna throw an epic tantrum if he doesn't morph in to Nickolas Sparks for a day
He fucked me in one of the back rooms at the club then gave me an altoid. I have mixed feelings about it still.
How dare sober me try to tell drunk me I can't eat the applesauce in the fridge! Stingy bitch IM EATING THE APPLESAUCE! you can tell sober me I said that.
What doesn't this kid understand that our relationship is not going past the blacked out blowjob I gave him on his birthday?
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