nothing tight i'm going to stuff myself with food and alchy
I'm at a Mexican Walmart. Wish you were here.
i hope not, i just know that at one point I was sitting on the bathroom floor eating bugles and crying because i had no one to show that it looked like I had witch nails when i stuck them on the ends of all ofmy fingers.
also. he gave me a foot massage during 69ing when i got a cramp. he's a winner.
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Aside from the fact that there's a penis in my mouth, that's a pretty good picture of me
Just saw the guy with the plastic bag on his head riding his bike again...
Won't anyone wonder why I'm mute, bald, and wearing an eye patch?
It's raining beautiful colors and I don't know what the fuck is going on
I hope after we constantly bang for 2 days straight we can agree to be friends again
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We're shaving superhero symbols into our pubes. I call dibs on Batman.
Everything was cool till you started pissing while standing at the bar
He had a cruise ship of a dick and I need to set sail on that ocean again
Let's celebrate our country being screwed by screwing.
We have an albino peacock in our apartment. It's beautiful.
Scratch it being beautiful, bitch just stole my McDonalds. Call animal control.
doc says my ankle might be broken, they're going to do xrays. He asked me what happened and I told him if he could find out that would be great.
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