Is licking assholes a new fad or something?
currently walking past a fire hyrdrant with a hose already attatched.. this could be dangerous..
So, does it mean i'm loose if he can't even tell when he fell out?
Of course he got arrested. He was wearing a toga. Even Tom Hanks couldn't act sober in a toga.
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Biggest lesson I have learned in college: Drink if you are happy. Drink more if you aren't.
The stripper from Delilahs paid the desk clerk to find out my room #. Either Im doin something very right or she's doing it worng.
I can't wait. Forget the royal wedding. This is the most anticipated hookup of 2011.
#1- I went to button my shirt only to find they were all mising. #2- I'm so fu@king sore I feel like I was sweating to the oldies all night. #3- this pounding headache I have, I blame solely on Jennifer. Everyone sounds like Billy Mays when they talk. I remember nothing from last night, I'm concerned.
Just came so hard my back cracked. Other women are totally missing out if they don't masturbate.
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I'm eating lunchables with a glass of wine while I FaceTime the guy I lost my virginity to.
I've had 5 hours of sleep and I still smell like sex with the Colonel. I don't appreciate spontaneity.
I feel like I don't show you my boobs enough. And you deserve to see them like all the time
Sad realization: so long as I use this sleep apnea machine, I will never be the little spoon!
like when you break up with someone your virginity slowly starts to grow back & when it's done it's like ding ding ding you're ready to date again
Basically I think I'm replacing men/sex with theme parks.
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