No.. It's totally over.. He deleted the poke I sent him.. That makes it official.
I walked in and she was doing shots, betting the managers if any of the customers would notice, and screaming that nothing would ruin her Saturday night. Say what you want, I like working with my sister.
Call 911 I'm faking my own death so this fat chick leaves my room
Quick question... Can I call you daddy? Or would that just really made the whole 8 year age gap a bigger deal...?
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You can drink as much as you want but it's not gunna make her forehead any smaller
I was hoping it might at least fix her teeth
It was like stroking your vagina with a cloud.
Uhm; your sign says 'Welcome to KFC' and for some reason I can't seem to open the door.
and somewhere between crying in her arms and throwing up in her front yard, we became friends.
When I am this hungover I become increasingly grateful for having my own private office
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Any chance the bar is open now? Also who's wedding is this?
I officially have worse injuries from a baby shower than roller derby.
I woke up this morning next to my computer with Google search results for "how to put out a fire."
I'm very scared to turn around.
Need ride home. Girls. Stolen keg. Rolling down streets. Horny girls. No condoms. Rescue needed. girls and beer in exchange for rescue and bacon?
I. Hate. You. Where are you, are said girls cute, and how did you know I bought bacon? And how does this always happen to you?
Smarter than the average bear
How are you feeling today?
Like Satan handed me a grenade and ass sandwich.
Well, let me first tell you that jack and cokes were ONE FUCKING DOLLAR.. It's like the club wanted me to make poor choices.
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